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This Thing just showed up in my kitchen

I was just minding my own business, walking into the kitchen, and this thing showed up on the counter. It is silver and black, and shiny. It’s about as big as a breadbox. It says “KRUPS” across the front. It has lots of levers on the front. And it has four metal mouths with weird gridded teeth. The metal tongues in each mouth raise and lower. It smelled like a small motor burning throughout the house when Dave first turned it on for a test run. I am a bit scared of it. It is a Presence. When I first walk into the kitchen tomorrow morning will it pounce on me?

I thought there was something strange about the huge cardboard box from Cooks….